sábado, 12 de mayo de 2007

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PAINTING TO HAMMER A NAIL

Hammer a nail in the center of a piece of glass. Send each fragment to an arbitrary address.

PAINTING TO EXIST ONLY WHEN IT'S COPIED OR PHOTOGRAPHED

Let People copy or photograph your paintings. Destroy the originals.

CLOUD PIECE

Imagine the clouds dripping. Dig a hole in your garden to put them in.

TRAVEL PIECE

Make a key. Find a lock that fits. If you find it, burn the house that is attached to it.

PRESCRIPTION PIECE

Prescribe pills for going through the wall and have only the hair come back.

BODY PIECE

Stand in the evening light until you become transparent or until you fall asleep.

PAINTING TO ENLARGE AND SEE

Write five hundred telephone numbers on a canvas in a space as large as your palm. The numbers can be overlapped with one another. Also, the numbers can all be the same. Observe the drawing by enlarging it with a microscope. Also, you may take a picture of the drawing and enlarge it to the size you prefer.

SNOW PIECE

Think that snow is falling. Think that snow is falling everywhere all the time. When you talk with a person, think that snow is falling between you and on the person. Stop conversing when you think the person is covered by snow.

PAINTING TO BE CONSTRUCTED IN YOUR HEAD (1)

Go on transforming a square canvas in your head until it becomes a circle. Pick out any shape in the process and pin up or place on the canvas an object, a smell, a sound, or a colour that came to mind in association with the shape.

PAINTING FOR A BROKEN SEWING MACHINE

Place a broken sewing machine in a glass tank ten or twenty times larger than the machine. Once a year on a snowy evening, place the tank in the town square and have everyone throw stones at it.

PAINTING TO LET THE EVENING LIGHT GO THROUGH

Hang a bottle behind a canvas. Place the canvas where the west light comes in. The painting will exist when the bottle creates a shadow on the canvas, or it does not have to exist. The bottle may contain liquor, water, grasshoppers, ants, or singing insects, or it does not have to contain.

A PIECE FOR ORCHESTRA

Count all the stars of that night by heart. The piece ends when all the orchestra members finish counting the stars, or when it dawns. This can be done with windows instead of stars.

PAINTING FOR THE SKIES

Drill a hole in the sky. Cut out a paper the same size as the hole. Burn the paper. The sky should be pure blue.

BICYCLE PIECE FOR ORCHESTRA

Ride bicycles anywhere you can in the concert hall. Do not make any noise.

LAUNDRY PIECE

When you entertain guests, bring out your laundry and explain each item: how and when it became dirty and why, etc.

WALL PIECE I

Sleep two walls away from each other. Whisper to each other.

BEAT PIECE

Listen to a heart beat.

LAUGH PIECE

Keep laughing a week.

WALL PIECE FOR ORCHESTRA

Hit a wall with your head.

COLLECTING PIECE

Collect sounds in your mind that you have heard throughout the week. Repeat them in your mind in a different order one afternoon.


Del libro Grapefruit de Yoko Ono

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