The (Never Ending) Story

Creo que esto ya lo había posteado, pero decidí repetirlo después de tanto tiempo porque aún no pierde su significado.



The Story - Brandi Carlile

All of these lines across my face
Tell you the story of who I am
So many stories of where I've been
And how I got to where I am

But these stories don't mean anything
When you've got no one to tell them to
It's true...I was made for you

I climbed across the mountain tops
Swam all across the ocean blue
I crossed all the lines and I broke all the rules
But baby I broke them all for you
Because even when I was flat broke
You made me feel like a million bucks
You do
I was made for you

You see the smile that's on my mouth
It's hiding the words that don't come out
And all of my friends who think that I'm blessed
They don't know my head is a mess
No, they don't know who I really am
And they don't know what
I've been through like you do
And I was made for you...

All of these lines across my face
Tell you the story of who I am
So many stories of where I've been
And how I got to where I am
But these stories don't mean anything
When you've got no one to tell them to
It's true...I was made for you

Sitcom

Personaje 1: Y tú... chupas Melox o masticas Melox?
Personaje 2: (viendo revista con publicidad de otro medicamento) No, yo tomo Pepto-Bismol


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P.D.: ¿Sabían que las Y se pueden acentuar?





A que abrieron el msn para comprobarlo!

Verdad Universal

Las Mujeres no saben lo que quieren ni lo que tienen.



Lo he aprendido a la mala manera.










Cuídenme porque me van a perder.

Pregunta Profunda

Existirá la calvicie genital?




Y si existe....




Existirá la calvicie genital prematura?

Salsa

(bailando)

Ella: Se me hace que bailando eres un seductor
Yo: ¿Porqué? ¿te estoy seduciendo?

Pssst Pssst!

... Tienes Herpes.

H.G. Wells

Dormir es una manera barata de viajar hacia el futuro